I’m a 31 year old conundrum wrapped inside of an enigma. Nah, not really. Well not at all. I do believe that I have become far less complex in my old age.

I am a D.I.Y kinda gal. Constantly looking for the bargain, I would rather replicate or create something all on my own than fatten the pockets of unappreciative strangers.

Currently I am eyeball deep in wedding planning. This website will more or less be used to update wedding party members and guests of the ‘goin’s ons and what nots.’

I am very lucky to have found the man of my dreams. I now have someone to make insane for the rest of our lives. Tom was crazy enough to ask me to marry him and I was very happy to accept. He’s my man monster and I love him like a fat girl loves fried chicken <3

I like to ramble.. sometimes it makes sense. Sometimes I’m just flapping my gums to avoid a verbal lashing on a undeserving person.

F.A.Q of the Gizzard :

1. 1.how many tattoos do you have ? - I don’t know. I stopped counting a while ago. I know it’s more than enough but not too many. I still have skin left.
   

2. 2.how did you get to be soo freaking awesome ?? Im not really sure , but i’m almost positive I got it from my mommy.
   

3. 3.does it hurt ? yes. that is my answer to any does it hurt question. i like to think people are asking if it hurts to be so smart since they rarely properly phrase the question and just blurt “does dat hurt?” I sometimes reply “ not as much as this conversation does”
   

DISCLAIMERS :

i hate proper grammar and punctuation, im not a big fan of complete sentences or editing run on sentences.. i think a series of periods is a perfectly fine way to continue my rambles.

if you don’t like it ..... read someone else’s page who actually cares .

I have a foul mouth, a sharp wit and a vivid imagination.

special thanks to Dino for being the nice guy who created my server ; )